Botak Head

I was forced to wake up by abah when I took my usual afternoon nap today. Ingat nak go jalan-jalan bacause every time they interupt my sleep, it is because they want to bring me somewhere. So, sleepy as I was, I decided not to be cranky. Jalan-jalan kan best!

But oh oh.. I sensed something was not right when I saw abah in his tshirt and shorts, and ibu looking so selekeh. Heyyyyy... ni bukan nak go jalan-jalan ni! Especially scary when I saw some weird looking objects that made funny buzzing sounds in abah's hand. I sensed trouble!!

I clinged to ibu like my life depended on it. Hah! Dia pun sama jugak bersubahat dengan abah!
Dan rambut saya kena potong. Lagi sekali?! Hari tu kat Tampines kan dah potong ramai-ramai? Tak cukup ke?

Hmmm...leh tahan gak rambut saya macam ni. Ingat dah habis... Tapi.....

..dia sambung lagi! Somebody stop this man!!

Sampailah saya kelihatan seperti ini. Mula-mula sedih lah jugak.. macam nak nangis pun ada. Dah lah kena togel kepala saya, badan saya gatal-gatal kena rambut... geramnyer!!! Tapi, ibu kata orang botak pun kadangkala hansem jugak..macam Marcell. Alah, dia cakap terrer lah...bukan saya tak tau yang dia suka rambut belah pantat. Itu kata abah saya lah, bukan saya.

Tapi pikir-pikir, sedih pun tak guna kan...
So, botak pun botak lah..


Amcam?? Fierce tak muka saya sekarang?


Nak fight pe?? Ada macam Thai boxer tak?


Abislah orang ketawakan aku kat rumah Auntie Jihan besok!! Nasib..nasib..

enjek

hari ini saya, abah saya dan nyai membawa saya ke poliklinik untuk membuat suntikkan bulanan saya. ibu tidak dapat ikut kerana dia berkerja. rajin ibu saya macam boleh membuat abah menjadi "house-husband". anyway, saya tengah sedap2 tido tapi abah kejut pukul 9.20am. kacau daun je. saya sedang mimpi scarlett johansson tau! nyai mendokong saya di dalam kereta dan sama2 kita menuju ke poliklinik bukit batok.

sampai je, abah gi register nama saya dan kita pun naik lah ke tingkat dua bilik nombor 57. jururawat, yang tidak selawa ibu saya, pun mengambil ukurun kepala saya (42cm), ketinggian saya (63cm tapi abah dgn nyai cakap tak bleh jadi pasal saya lagi tinggi dari itu!) dan terakhir sekali berat badan saya (7.15kg).

nyai cakap saya dah semangat pasal budak2 kecik tak bleh panggil gemok. orang tua je boleh di panggil gemok! heeheehee...

ni gambar lama tapi
you get the idea!
saya ingatkan jururawat nak suntik saya tapi nasib baik dia cakap "go and see the doctor first and then come back here" apa makna dia pun saya tak tau. saya ikut je abah saya. selepas tu, abah dan nyai membawa saya pergi ke bilik lain. saya pun ajak lah mereka bebual pasal stock market yang sedang merusut tapi mereka asik cakap "goo goo gaa gaa". tak betul agaknye orang2 tua ni.

rupa2nya saya di bawa berjumpa dgn doktor dahulu. dia membuka baju saya dan say pun senyum. lega sikit dapat berlenging. angin... alih2 bende sejuk seperti piring di letakkan ke dada saya. ingatkan suntikkan berjarum besar. rupa2 nya bukan. lepas tu abah tutup balik baju saya dan kita pun keluar dari bilik itu.

alamak! masa nak suntik dah tiba. abah pulak hilang ntah kemana. saya dgn nyai je ni! takot boboy! saya nampak jururawat sediakan jarum. besau nye! "abah toloooong!" saya menjerit dalam hati. kalau menjerit betul2, nanti tak hero pulak. pada masa yang tepat, abah pun muncul! selamat!



confirm dia akan bawak lari saya keluar dari bilik itu tetapi saya di tipu. nyai sedang mendokong saya dan abah pegang saya lagi kuat. tolong! saya tak boleh bergerak! macamana nak cabot! jururawat apa lagi, dengan muka yang bengis menyuntik saya di peha kanan. saya tahan macho tapi tak lama. 3 saat je, saya nangis! adoi! sakit woi! tetapi saya nangis sekejap je. tak sampai 2 minit. lepas tu saya relek.

jururawat suruh tunggu di luar sekejap dan setelah 10 minit menunggu kami pun pulang. dengar2 lagi sebulan ada suntikkan lagi. harap2 lagi sebulan saya dah boleh berjalan dan berlari jadi saya boleh cabot!

Passport Photo

Abah was at home this morning, and he said that I should have my picture taken for this thing called a passport. I really do not know what that is, but abah explained to me that I will need it to go around the world. Whhheeeeeeeee!!! That sounds like a lot of fun!

He said that I should look really smart in my picture or else the all pretty ladies at the Immigration will laugh at me. I must:

a) Keep my hands by the side

b) Look straight into the camera

c) Chin up ( so that I will not have double chin!)

d) Smile a little (but not too much!)

Wow! That's a lot of things for me to remember! HELLOOOO abah!! Small kid = Equally small brain! How does he expect me to remember all those things?!

Forget about looking staright into the camera! I think my side profile is so much better! Don't you think it makes my nose look a little sharper?

OOOhhhhh.. this is getting to be real exciting! I wonder where abah & ibu will be bringing me?

Oh ok! Don't start getting too excited! I still have to get the correct pose for the passport. MAybe I should pose like abah? The serious look? He thinks it looks cool on him. No comments from me. I do not want to risk him cancelling the whole idea of me having a passport.

Maybe I shouldn't look direcily into the camera? More natural that way??

OH! Maybe I should pose with my mouth open and show off my teeth like all those beautiful women in the magazines that ibu always read?? No. That will not work. I don't have any teeth to show off as yet.

*BlueeKK*

Hmmm.. I think I look quite ok here!

Yeahhh!!!

Hey world! Here I come!

A Day @ ECP

Today, ibu and abah decided to ask me along to an outing with their friends.
*phew* And I've been worried sick all week thinking they'd leave me again over the weekend like they did the previous week (you'd think I've forgotten all about that huh? So NOT!)
Anyways, it was my first time at East Coast Park.

There was Uncle Halem, Uncle Hairul, Auntie Ros, Uncle Zakie, Auntie Dian and friend friend Izz. We had to wait for Uncle Leo & Auntie Mar. WHile waiting, ibu told abah to take as many pictures as possible since it was afterall my very first picnic.

So, I had to pose and pose and pose and pose.. Soon, however.. I got bored with that. But the adults just don't get it, do they? I had no choice but to....

CRY!

It works all the time. Abah put the darn (opppss! will my ibu spank me for saying that?) camera into his pocket and carried me.

Nothing much at the beach though. Izz got to swim, and all I could do was watch him. So unfair!

After the adults got tired of swimming, they decided to head down to the airport!

Ibu told abah to take lots and lots of pictures again since it was my first visit to the airport. But abah said that I had been there before when I was still in ibu's tummy. (like that counts!apa saja...)

ANyways, that place was super cold! BRRRRRrrrrrr.....

Abah thinks its fun to have another son. Yeah rite! As if I will ever let him!

And ibu can't even cope with just me!

Especially if all abah does is to play around and not help her! I don't even know why he was holding Uncle Zakie's hand like that. He is a weird man, my father.

And he likes to butt in when others are taking photos.. *sigh* When will he ever grow up?

Auntie Dian fed me when my parents decided to M.I.A. AGAIN?!

WHich got my friend friend, Izz all jealous! Aiyaaahhh...itu pun cemburu ke?

So, thats MY weekend. How's your's??