My Little Bottom

I just got smacked at my cute baby smooth bottom.

Why?

I just pee-ed all over the dining floor.

Well, is it my fault?

Why don't you, my gentle readers (pinjam kekata Uncle Vernon ye..) be the judge?

I only wanted to remind Ibu that she SHOULD have let me worn the Wee Blocker.

Bila mahal-mahal buat apa, ye tak?

And since she STILL doesnt understand baby talk (what's taking her so long?!), there wasn't any other way that I could remind her about it.

I had no choice but to pee straight at her.

But my aiming still isn't so perfect.

It went straight to the floor.

And Abah had to mop the mess.

And my bottom was smacked.

Tell me, is it fair?

(My dear aunties at Tampines, if you are reading this.. can you please tell Tok Tan? Then we'll see whose bottoms will be on the line next!)