Picture Perfect

Remember the time when I was still a young, innocent, dunno-much baby?
Remember when I had such a difficult time trying to find the right pose for my passport?
Yes, those times!
Looking back, it is really embarrassing. Just look at the pictures! What was I thinking?



I looked like I just saw Mak Andak! Yes, she is THAT scary.

Oh... Please don't remind me how my abah tried to teach me about posing at the right angles. This doesn't seem to look anywhere like the James Dean pose that he kept saying. I wonder who James Dean is? Is he that hadsome? I can't think of anyone who is as handsome as my abah anyway..

Ah....yes... After months of working hard at it. I think I have finally succeeded.

I look good.. ;-)

Popeye

Hey! Look what I've learnt today!
I am sure my new skill will be useful someday.

my new friends

Hello everyone. Look at my picture above. Can you tell that I am in a dilemma? (Yes. That's a big word. D.I.L.E.M.M.A. I just learned that word today.)

Back to my problem... I think my ibu's side of the family has gone a little kookoo in the brain. You ask me why? Look at the picture below then...

What do you see? If you are a normal person (like me!), you will see 6 very cute animals that are smiling very happily at me. I do like them, you know. Although they just kept quiet when I tried to talk to them. Must be very shy folks. I am too, when I'm with strangers. They can talk all they want, but I will just keep quiet. Ibu always say that I shouldn't be talking to any strangers anyway. I AM an obedient boy, alright!

Dear readers, imagine my confusion when the adults kept throwing the 3 balls at my new friends! What were they trying to do?! Hurt them?! WHY? What did they do wrong? Will the adults do that to me too? So far, abah had thrown balls and pillows straight at my head. That man is dangerous, I tell you.

Anyway, there I was feeling so scared for my new friends (and myself) when the adults kept putting the balls into my hands and asking me to do the same thing too! WHAAAAAAAAT?????

Should I do that and risk my new found friendship with those smiley beings?

Why are the adults doing these to me?????

I am so sorry... I guess this time round, you will really NOT talk to me at all after what I've done to you.

This is what I do everyday with my ibu and abah. When they are too lazy to play with me, they let me watch Baby Can Read on the laptop. Which I don't mind, really, because of the pretty kakak in it. *Blush*

And of course, I use the laptop to update my blog too. WHAT? You think I don't update the blog myself? Just because I am smal doesn't mean I can't do most of the adult stuffs ok!

Makan Time

YES! Ibu finally decided that she had to do something about her camera. I mean, she does have to take my pictures. right? Although, I must say that she's not so good at it.. Just look at her toe sticking at the picture above! *sigh*

Like I said in my previous entry, I have been a busy boy. Eating, is one of the things that has been keeping me sooooo busy. And no, I do not feed myself. Don't be fooled by the spoon in my hand. Ibu still doesn't let me feed myself no matter how much I begged her. She says I am too small. Small?! I am going to be NINE months, ibu! NINE months! STop treating me like a baby.

Whatever you say ibu... I have better things to do than argue with you. If you insist on feeding me all the time, by all means..

Oh please! You think by giving me the bowl and spoon AFTER I've finished eating counts? I'll just continue sulking...

...while watching Luli, of course!

Hello

hello everybody.
I am here again. I haven't been here because

a) I have been busy crawling/eating/climbing all over the bed/walking around the table/watching Magic English and Luli. I am a busy baby, really.

b) I have no pictures to show you. You should scold my ibu. I think there is something wrong with that thing that she uses to take my pictures. I wonder why she never do anything about it? Abah has one too, but he says that his is not good. He wants ibu to buy him a new one. But ibu told me that she thinks that abah will only use his camera for a short while. Just like me, she says. I don't know what she means by that.

Let me tell you a secret...
I think ibu and abah want to bring me swimming.
Tapi jangan bilang siapa-suapa tau!

Army Boy

Hello everyone! I have not been writing about myself for quite a long time. Look at the pictures and you will know why.

As you can see clearly, abah and ibu has decided to put me in the army. Again, I do not really know what that is. I only know that I have to wear this green clothing ALL the time. I don't think that I look good in green, but abah said that I have no choice.



Abah said I must practise standing up straight. And look serious and fierce, or else nobody will be scared of me.

He also said that I must check that everything is safe.

He said that I must not be picky and just eat whatever is given to me. Not that its going to be problem as I love putting everything into my mouth anyway.

Ooopps! Obviously not everything taste good. I puked after putting so many things into my mouth. Urgh.

Hmmm... I think this whole army thing is not so fun afterall. Maybe I should crawl away quietly so that ibu and abah can't find me...

SHHHhhhhhhh

Marina Barrage

It has been a busy week for me. Tiap-tiap hari keluar berjalan. I wonder why?
Shouldn't abah and ibu be working? I don't know. Ibu always say that I am too small to know many adult things, so I shall not ask too many questions.

Last weekend, I went to this place called the Marina Barrage. I have never been there before. I guess ibu and abah too, because they seemed as jakun as me. We went there with Daddy Mankey & Mummy Lin. And also Uncle Tok Boy. What weird names the 2 uncles have..

It was fun because I was the centre of attention. (What's new, right?)
The 2 uncles with the weird names kept taking my pictures.
I must smile here. I must smile there. It was quite tiring for a small boy like me.


It was all rather fun until Daddy Mankey sits in my stroller. MY stroller!
I gave him THE LOOK all the time he was in MY stroller, but he was too busy to notice.
HMPH!

The big people got very excited when they saw this green machine.

Abah put me right beside it and they started taking pictures of me again.

Ibu told me that it has my name on it. I just have to believe her since I do not know how to spell my name yet.

After that, it was all about playing. WHEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I wish ibu will stop feeding me in public. It is a little embarrassing for me.

Oh well! That's all I have to say about my first trip to Marina Barrage.

Good night everyone!

Yesterday was a good day for me! Abah came home very early in the morning to look after me. (actually, NOT! In case you are reading this, ibu... let me tell you a secret! He WASN'T looking after me, he SLEPT!)

Where was I? Oh. A good day.
So...in the afternoon, abah brought me to fetch ibu from work. It was far. But I think it was not as far as the other place that ibu worked in. I don't really know. I slept most of the journey.
Ibu told me that we were going Vivo. I don't really know where that is also. But I just had to smile and acted as though I love going to Vivo.

They brought me to this place where there were lots and lots of machines that looked like the machine nyai used to wash all my clothes at home. The Miss CHina told Ibu to take of my clothes and I was like "WHAT?!" Adults really think that small boys like me have no sense of shame at all, always taking off all our clothes anywhere THEY want. HELOOO!! Malu tau! Depan perempuan lawa pulak tu! Tapi, what to do. Saya cuma budak kecil yang lemah sahaja.

When the Miss China put this round, pink (PINK?!!!) thing around my neck.. I got a little scared. Nak buat apa tuuuu????? Ibu carried me and I felt a little better. ( a LITTLE jer... ibu tu pun bukan boleh percaya sangat. Remember the hair cutting incident!)

Then...SPLASH!!!

In I went into the machine! HUH???!!! Nyai letak baju, ibu letak saya dalam benda ni???? BEtul ke tak betul??? Mula-mula macam panik lah jugak, but after sometime.. eeeehhhhh.... syiok jugak eh...

Tengok tu... ada bola-bola lagik kat dalam mesin. Ohhh...rupanya mesin ni boleh letak orang jugak. Next time, I will ask Nyai to put me inside the machine in the toilet lah!

All in all.. it was a happy day. Ibu and abah... bila nak berenang lagi????